HOW HARD IS IT TO FUCK A BUTTHOLE, THIS IS TOTALLY HIS EYEROLLING, HUFFING FRUSTRATION.
"Just fuck it! CAN’T YOU JUST…STILES. JUST. FUCK. IT—"
And Stiles whimpering “SHUT UP SHUT UP, OH MY GODDD—” and then like, blasting all over the lonely pink of Derek’s asshole because he couldn’t get it in in time.
Derek like, growling and eternally frustrated, stalking out with a huge scowl on his face and his jeans tugged up over the boyish mess.
And Stiles collapsing into bed with his hands over his face, hyperventilating.
THEY BOTH SEPARATELY GO TO SCOTT FOR SUPPORT AND A PEP TALK. AND SCOTT IS SO SO EARNEST. He’d be like “You’ll get it, man. Sometimes it takes practice!” to Stiles, grappling his shoulder in brotherly support and “You need to be patient. You’ll get what you need, Derek. It’ll happen. It just takes time!”
You mean like this?…
(this is literally labeled ‘Fail Yaoi’ in my folder!)
How in the SWEET FRIGGIN HELL did my students read an article on gatekeeping and poverty and racism, and come up with gems like THIS:
“When it comes to things like education, why should poor minorities get to go to school for essentially free while white or middle class people have to pay tens of thousands of dollars in student loans?”
“Perhaps it is a good thing that everyone is not equal. There would be no hierarchy if everyone is the same. If the police were equal with the people of the city then hell would definitely break loose ”
I…I think I’m gonna cry. :(
(not really; I’m gonna pour a glass of wine and rip their essays to shreds)
white female student: I am appalled at the racism during Jim Crow. But it seems like roles are reversed now. I almost never see white racism, but African American kids think it’s ok to constantly make fun of white kids.
The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”
it’s been like six years and i’m still not over the last five minutes of dr. horrible
really? because I didn’t feel
This is not okay.
HOLY MATRIX DEJA-VU!! I LITERALLY JUST SCREENED THIS FOR MY STUDENTS TODAY. NICE TRICK TUMBLR, NOW WHERE’S MY TRINITY-MORPHEUS SANDWICH